An all-cannibal Mork Borg cookout full of restaurants, recipes, classes, and more. Bring an appetite...
You unlocked it folks... ground beef dungeon map incoming...
Will you join the Meat Monks in their savory ritual or will you put an end to the constant grinding...
Just a quick *new art* update. We've been churning away on the book post-Kickstarter. The minis are being molded, PDFs are being compiled, and some additional art is being added to the book. The Critic is 1 1/2 pages away from being completed and the PDF will be released for free very soon (thanks to our 77-backer stretch goal)! A quick spell-check and you'll be good to dive head-first down the gullet of your first Smorgasborg dungeon.
Speaking of dungeons, I wanted to show off the cover page for the stretch goal expansion: McBeths, the SLAYPLACE! Think of all the fun you'll have in these hostile-as-hell ball pits and *totally* child-safe slides...
Just a quick update as I heat up some victory coffee this morning, I am beyond ecstatic and grateful for all of you (soon-to-be) crazed cannibals!
We have fully funded, and then some, and then some!
I knew going into it that “cannibal chefs” was pretty niche but I did it for the love of the horrific nonsense of what it entails, and a love for playing the game. This won’t be just as bloody and shallow cover, it was born of passion and created over countless weeks spent in that pure creation only RPGs can grant us. All of your kind words and faith in this will be rewarded in full with brutal killings, absurd nightmares, preferably medium-rare victims, and the joy of pure untethered chaos that only RPGs can grant us.
So cheers to you! Let me go light the grill.
We are less than 17 hours away from the end! Thanks again to all those who backed, shared, or engaged with the discussion. This has been a pure passion project and I'm so glad to be able to bring cannibal atrocities to my favorite RPG.
So what's a more fitting celebration that a thematically inspired cocktail?! As we discovered during our sample character roll ups, some Temples are unlucky enough to be hated by their Würm...leading to a swift death. Their bodily husks now piloted like a meat mech from their Würm's new home in their brain. Our Cysticercosic Ascension (pictured) is a delicious shot that's sure to go right to your head.
Our next stretch goal is hitting $8k (which unveils an additional class) BUT as a bonus if we hit 100 backers (which we are very close too!), we will include a recipe book full of cannibal-inspired snacks, desserts, and cocktails (like this one) so you can really revel in the carnage while you play Smörgasbörg!
We just passed our $6,666 stretch goal. With that and our other stretch goals met, we’ve officially doubled the amount of adventures you'll be getting!
“The Critic” will be released for free shortly after the campaign ends, but you’ll have to wait for the official release to dive into “The Meat Mines of Ouroboros”, “The Slay Place”, and face off in the dreaded… “Hell's Kitchen”.
But if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing right? SO might as well lay it all on the table and see what else we can tempt you with during our last hours?
At $8,000 we will add a new class to the book - The Norcini… these nomadic prophet-butchers roam the lands searching for only the best souls to grind into an array of sooth-saying sweet meats.
At $10,000 we will handsculpt a brand new miniature for the Norcini AND add Forbidden Psalm rules to join the other minis within “Cannibal Country”.
At $12,000 we will create a third custom die - the d12 EYE. This occular oddity is anything but normal. Plucked from a self starved cannibal monk, this EYE sees the threads of fate that connect the souls of the eaten as well as the stomachs of those who ate. Included with this Die will be a new adventure “The Stomachs Eye”, including rules for how to use it.
But that’s not all, I have received countless messages hoping to purchase either specific miniatures, or extra dice A la’ Cart! So we are opening up most of our products to be purchased as add-ons! Though the biggest deals are within the pledges themselves, if you wanted to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on top…choose from the selection below and add their costs to your current pledge. NO additional shipping will be added as long as your original pledge already includes physical products!
As a final teaser... take a look at this gnarly WIP render from @blightbones!
